Valentine's Day

Yes, yes, I know you've all already blogged about Valentine's Day, but I'm just a little slow, okay? Well I think Valentine's Day is pretty stupid. Right up there with football and our president. I mean, the original thought behind it was nice, but it's just so commercial, it's, well, stupid. Like take CVS for example. They were so decked out with candy and decorations, it was practically like Halloween. Seriously.

Tooth Troubles

Friday night, 11:30, I'm brushing my teeth. Now I know what you're thinking, no one wants to read about me brushing my teeth. But wait, it gets better. So I feel this pain. I had a loose tooth, so my first thought was that it'd fallen out. Actually, before that I thought ouch. But then I realized that nothing had fallen out and that all my teeth were still there. So I looked in the mirror and saw that sure enough, my tooth was still there, only it'd twisted around, and kinda caught on my other tooth. Damn. I called for help and just about the whole household, dog included, came running. But nothing anybody tried did any good. It wouldn't fall out and it wouldn't untwist. Feeling pathetic, I went to bed, with reassurance that it would come out in the morning. I was worried that it would fall out in my sleep and that I'd choke and die. Losers have to worry about these things, you know.
It did fall out, but I didn't choke and die.

The First Ever

Yep, this is my first ever post. I want this blog to be nice, and not all about that super-personal stuff. Because really, no one wants to read that crap. They've got their own stuff to deal with.